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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:55

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Live and Let Die

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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